American Girl

She waits another week to fall apart...

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American girls are weather and noise....

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. ~ Thomas Paine

Ok, I want a new job.  More specifically, I want to be the person who writes the headlines for the New York Post.  I would be great at it!

If I could meet the person who named this article  "Holy Smoke", it would be an honor.  Creative genius!  Sometimes I read only the headlines, just for fun.  They should publish a book of only headlines.  I'd buy it.  Or, they could do a game show, like Jeopardy, where you get the headline, and you have to guess the subject of the article.

Contestant: "I'll take Regional News for $300"

Host: "And the headline is "Holy Smoke""

Contestant:  "Woman sets fire to her apartment with a Jesus candle!"

Love it.  Ok, back to my boring job now.

posted by: AmericanGirl at 16:44 | link | comments (5) |

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#1  14 March 2005 - 17:37

 

...but you take such creative breaks...

Are the cupcakes frosted and sprinkled yet?

InMyLife

#2  14 March 2005 - 18:19

 

I was delayed because I had to borrow some paper liners, but they're in the oven now! Yum.......

AmericanGirl

#3  14 March 2005 - 18:46

 

Hey, we had frosted and sprinkled this weekend! I just spoke to M in Copenhagen. He used to be a marketing guy for a big pharmaceutical company, but went back to Journalism school. He is working for a tabloid and was telling me about some of the articles he has written. It was fascinating. He is still an intern. He was also on Danish Jeopardy, but didn't win. Coincidence,I think not...Feel better. What happened when you told the people about the big bug? What restaurant? eek, a bug.

Leigh

#4  14 March 2005 - 20:13

 

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ You didnt say "what is" woman sets.......

rustymadgal

#5  14 March 2005 - 20:32

 

I can smell those cupcakes...I'm hungry! Hubby says the cupcakes sound like an empty promise.

InMyLife

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